New boy toys
And I’m sure I’m using that term correctly.
Whether they’ve just shown up, or we’ve gone out and wasted money on them, there’s a bunch of useless (aka AWESOME) crap lying around our house.
A few notables: a wrist rocket, a WAKA regulation-sized ball; those flimsy Little League practice bases; EggMallow Treats (primarily used as wrist rocket ammo. no, seriously. they are everywhere but in the bag they came in.)
While no windows have been broken (yet), there is a BB-sized hole in Cardboard Cutout Jeff Gordon’s head and Patrick is still “out” after Zack railed him with the WAKA ball during an impromptu dodgeball game last night. Stop whining about it already Patrick.
“YOU’RE JUST MAD ‘CAUSE YOU’RE OUT. (HIGH FIVE)” Hysterical laughter.
We’ll update when one of us lands in urgent care.
